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Property Up

Villa Gloriette

Six bedrooms, one lift for the cars

20,000,000 EUR

A hillside villa with a car lift, a wine cave nobody drinks from, and a sea view priced by the millimetre.

Ridiculousness87/100

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Yachts New entry

WHISPER — The €149 Million Superyacht

95 metres of swimming pool, cinema, spa, helipad and completely unnecessary brilliance.

€149,000,000

Ridiculousness91/100

Food & Drink Down

The 1,400 EUR Beach Club Lunch

Two courses, one bill, no regrets admitted

1,400 EUR

Ridiculousness78/100

Yachts New entry

Superyacht With Its Own Submarine

78 metres, and a smaller boat inside the boat

195,000,000 EUR

Ridiculousness94/100

Grand Prix Up

Grand Prix Balcony For Four

Three days, one balcony, catering included

96,000 EUR

Ridiculousness82/100

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Dad vs Daughter

Same money. Different generations. You decide who wins.

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Yachting· 2 hr ago

Virginie Hériot Trophy: Monaco to host international women's sailing regatta

The all-female Virginie Hériot Trophy returns to Monaco from 16th to 18th October 2026, featuring the J/70 fleet and global yacht clubs.

Read at Monaco Life

Yachting· 2 hr ago

Superyachts, symphonies, and art: What’s on in Monaco this September

Monaco’s autumn calendar not only includes the 35th Yacht Show, but also a host of contemporary art fairs, classical symphony performances, and more.

Read at Monaco Life

Business· 3 hr ago

Monaco United sets sights on Division 3 following historic first season

Monaco United prepares for the 2026-2027 season with ambitions of reaching Division 3, expanding its teams and contesting the first Monaco derby.

Read at Monaco Life

Yachting· 4 hr ago

Monaco's investment forum deepens its Gulf ties with a return to Dubai

The Monaco International Investment Forum returns to Dubai on 18th November for a second edition at the Bvlgari Yacht Club, strengthening the investment bridge between Monaco, Europe and the Gulf.

Read at Monaco Life

Business· 5 hr ago

Tunnel de Tende : l’élargissement entre dans une nouvelle phase

Un an après la réouverture du tunnel de Tende, l’Azienda nazionale autonoma delle strade (Anas) a lancé l’appel d’offres pour l’élargissement du tube historique du XIXe siècle, avec un marché estimé à 120,12 millions d’euros, intégré à un investissement global d’environ 140 millions d’euros. Les entreprises candida…

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Culture· 5 hr ago

Le Beaulieu Classic Festival, c’est du 12 au 19 septembre avec François Berléand, Roby Lakatos, Jonathan Fournel et Astrig Siranossian

Du 12 au 19 septembre 2026, le Beaulieu Classic Festival proposera une semaine consacrée à la musique classique et au spectacle musical. L’ouverture sera assurée par le chœur de l’opéra de Nice, avec un concert en accès gratuit sur réservation à 20 h 30, sur la plage de la Petite Afrique.

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